Many people have asked, “Does Church of the Lost Hog involve music?” And let us tell you – it sure does! We have two Church bands to choose from for all of your Hogly needs.
Hog Heaven is the house “party band.” Need Hog-themed music for your next social event? Call up Hog Heaven! Hog Heaven will use its Hog Find Van advanced Hog Find technology to locate the Hogs nearest you. They will then be outfitted with instruments and gently coaxed onstage. We do not provide insurance against any injuries due to falling, tripping, intoxication, or general mayhem that may occur as a result of the use of Hog Heaven’s services.
Lost Hog is a useful band for anytime you may want to get your local Hogs together to “dance.” Dancing can take the form of really any movement, as long as it is performed in a circle, with a caller, using partners, and at Hartung Hall in the Republic of Ester, Alaska.